- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

All of these jokes are about white people

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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