- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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