- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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