Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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