Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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You are joking right?

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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America

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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