Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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