What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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