- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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