- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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