how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Justin Bieber.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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