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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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