Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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knock,knock you suck

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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YOLO

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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