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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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