- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

your mom.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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