Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Anti Joke

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