- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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