Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Dwarf Shortage

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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