- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

kennah campion when she talks

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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