- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

guess what? bannanas

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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