What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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