What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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