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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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