What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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