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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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