Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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