- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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