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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Robin get in the batmobile!

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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