One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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