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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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