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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

guess what? bannanas

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Justin Bieber

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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