why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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