I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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