- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Paper or plastic? Yes...

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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