- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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