A Mormon walks into a bar

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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