what are you mike bibby?

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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