- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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