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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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