- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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