- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Knock knock. Its open.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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