They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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