what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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