- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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