- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

My cat just died.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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