A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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An Asian with a big dick.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Anti Joke

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