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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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