- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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