A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What's stupid a light bulb.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Tony Romo

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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