Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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