- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

kennah campion when she talks

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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