- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

I like that, but why am I happy?

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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