Chuck Norris is dead......

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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