- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Rebecca Black's career.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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