- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Chlamydia

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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