S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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