- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Potassium? K.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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