What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

knock knock who's there? faith

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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