- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Yo Mama just died.

Justin Bieber.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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