Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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