Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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