Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

There's my tractor.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Screw it you write the joke.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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