Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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