If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What is green and slow Grass.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

An Asian with a big dick.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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