- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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