- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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