Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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