What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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