What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Anti Joke

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