- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

I like that, but why am I happy?

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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