- Anti Joke

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

i'm hard

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.