why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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